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FuManSwooMay 02, 2024
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#54 Horrible fat beastFrom camera fails to pork roast cooking, the lads catch up and have some quality yarns including standard health checks, Warriors, bougie foods, chrono, Friday late nights, alarm anxiety, life balance, Jolzie’s tongue, Helldivers 2, Patreon, drop-ins, SIC, podcasts and a wee bit more, enjoy xoxMay 31, 202401:30:56#53 Comp ControversyBoys are back on the horse this week and discuss the recent Bakerspunk poddy with Jolo solo, poddy backgrounds and house reno's, WSL, Jacob Zelesky's youtube channel, Nathan Florence, PLC and Morey, Big Boogie, SIC 2024, Woflpack, Sunny Garcia, custom boards, Tyler Wright's Teeth, Comp debrief and controversy, health checks and a wee bit of UFC, njoy. Apologies on the audio levels :) May 02, 202401:33:44#51 Five Percent f*ckkwitsThe Swoo duo are back with some riveting conversationsincluding the usual health checks, surf sessions, Sam Wells Ep debrief, NSWO, social media, DK, poddy’s, Hodgo in Brazil, IBC in Morocco updates, BTC ’24 comp, shorey banks, Pipe comp, blako’s sessions, UFC wrap up and a wee bit more. Njoy. Feb 25, 202401:58:18#50 Sam WellsThe half tonne is here! Tis a big milestone for team Swoo and they’re sharing the big occasion with none other than Sam Wells, a bodyboarder, a father, a partner, a very large humanoid. Some big chats here so strap yourselves in for a David Lange (Long-ee) and settle in as the lads chat about Sam’s questionable clothing style, hell-man Cody, upbringing, first boog, crews, Jai, first surf comps, 3B1 notebook notes, first blaketown missions, Sam’s haggard wax job, golden era, Paulus and Isolated.co.nz, wave pool tech, Shark Island comp, Isolated comps, John Diamond, B-team, surf fights, more notebook notes, NWSO, Timaru antics, group wanks on the coast, Jolza’s missing out and a wee bit more. Enjoy crew, this is a goodie! Jan 14, 202402:53:52#48 Hodgo the HuttThe boys are back from a lovely old trip to the tropics with an explosive episode. We start off with a health check, Jolans multiple self-inflicted logistics blowouts, we talk about all of surfs we had, the boys fobbing off Steve Fortune on purpose, Jolans racist attack in the water, meeting their first Hawaiian bruddah in the wild, Hodgo beached whale on the reef, Jolan dropping his nuts at lowtide and Hodgo the Hutt. Njoy team xxOct 10, 202301:39:12#46 Bro's would've frozeSwoo bois go for a bit of a David Longeee this pod as theboys almost hit 2 hours of chats around such exciting topics as tongue sizes,health checks, moving house, Lord Hanmer, Nazi Goreng, rant feedback, thehornie*st man in Indo, Magneto helmets, Indo crowds, WC surf sessions, corner banks,Joel and Tim show, Ukraine, modern warfare videos, Tunnel Rats, podcasts, torturingTim, Te Maori in Antarctica, Barbie movie, obsolete males, ancient bloodlines,shamanism, cannibalism, Mikala Jones RIP, boog chats and quite a bit more sostrap yourself in friends, grab a cuppa or a beer and enjoy xox Aug 02, 202301:54:52#45 Reo rantTeam Swoo are back again and ready to treat your ears and eyes with chats around swaz forecasts, general poo chats, Matariki, quad bikes,kronic fateeeg, Raro fat camp, band jams, Apex Legend champs, Kick streaming, stock market, breaking the normie, surf depression, Spark furore, RoboVax, Kim Kardashian’s bum, Kelly Slater, bad accents, Foamworks gram account, Steve ‘Good’ Fortune in Raro, Hodgo’s Te Reo rant, some UFC and a few other topics so strap yourself in and enjoy.Jul 17, 202301:33:33#44 ChyptoniteTeam Swoo are back with a quick hour of power and cover off topics such as lip ratings, studios, surf forecasts, Hodgo’s recent coast strike mission, stupid seagull songs, chyptonite, fat f*cks, health checks, raro fat camp, dry July, surf duration, IBC tour – Itacoatiara pro wrap up, WSL CEO, Warriors bandwagon chats, Origin, earliest memories, RIP Maricio, Indo Bumchums, AllboogsNZ, Zuck vs Musk, Conor McGregor and bugger all else, enjoy friends. Jul 05, 202355:47#43 The DuesAfter a wee hiatus Hodgo returns from transitioning and the two Swoo boys come back to their respective studios with the usual antics andconversations around the transition surgery, Hodgo’s female UFC debut, haymakers, Maori Roundy’s, Hiatus proper, surf catch ups, wetties, Anti-fa*ggot-gastro, IBC comps, El nino vs La Nina, alpine fault, more IBC, Hickory bay, Raro, Bono, McFakes takes, Connor McGregor, UFC, Shout Outs andnot much more – enjoy. Jun 13, 202301:40:50#42 BTC 23 Wrap up + Ben McPaikeThe lads sit down this week to discuss, in depth, the Blaketown Challenge 2023 which was held over the Easter weekend, Ben McPaike chimes in as current champ and we discuss further the comp, recent surfs, takeaway fails, Hodgo’s vid edit, previous BTC’s, Champ feels, comp edit walk through, Rugby League chats, UFC and not much else. Tune in and enjoy xox Apr 20, 202301:28:25#40 House mourningThis ep is all about the two fat guys getting back in the saddle and having a good old catch up around topics such as Hodgo’s epic poddy studio, conspiracy truths, vaping, JRE’s crew, comedians, podcasts, health chats, Blaketown Challenge 2023, Jonny Rodden debriefs, chopper rides, twitch, comp formats, Neckiatomy edits, house mournings, hodgo’s dunken antics, nangs, Cindy and Clarke, boog shopping, wave pools, edit rehashes, UFC and a smidgeon more – enjoy xoxox Mar 21, 202301:37:02#39 Jon RoddenJolzie sits down with swoo guest Jon Rodden this ep with a couple bottles of red wine and has some deep discussions regarding Jon’s recent NZ trip, medicinal marijuana, reconnecting with Blaketown, Fletchers 2ndbirthday, Rodden whanau, Blaketown upbringing, injuries, Jon’s epic fail falling off the tip, mixing, current state of booging, first jobs, first flats, the chariot, Gold Coast days, Broady international days, board making, 2 Far Gone, gigs, Greymouth nightlife, Census, Napier floods, chopper crash (viewer discretion) and a bit more. Big apologies from Jolz as he left the good mics at band practice and had to scrounge around the house for any mic he could find. Chuck ya headphones on or crank the volume xoxMar 09, 202302:24:31#Ep 38 North Shore nerds Swoo time with Hodge and Jolz this ep and the bois have some good yarns about the upcoming Blako’s comp, Wang and CKY, the Briggsy Ep review, future eps and pranks, carnivore diet updates, plum chats, Joel and Tim patreon, Jolz back in the surf, honorary locals, piss fringes, Turkey earthquakes, disasters and the alpine fault, Tapawera disaster, surf injuries, heavy wipeouts, Hawaii and a wee bit more, so sit back and relax, or tune in on the drive and enjoy.Feb 10, 202302:03:04#37 Dean BriggsAfter a long extended summer break the Swoo boys come back with a banger of a pod with the Godfather of the Blaketown bodyboarders club, Dean Briggs, and during this exciting yarn-fest the lads chat about the recent poddy, vaping, awkwardness, epic coast weather, motorbike and fishing edits, origins story of starting the Blako’s club, Briggsy’s first boogin days, v-plates, 17 Mile, Riptides, Tui chats, Nathan Hole, being expelled from school, Fish money mayn, rose-tinted glasses, Jimmy Blair hype, Johnny Blackwood burn, Nuffy hangs, Eppo’s freakshow, hair chats, DropKnee, first comps, Jon Rodden swimming cap, Bradley McEwen, Raymond Beckford, Lackey and Crawley, Smiddy’s famous inny at cobbos, Go for Gold – and quite a bit more. Get stuck in xoxJan 29, 202302:37:59#Ep 36 Xmas Special - 2022 Wrap upWith the final instalment of the year upon ye – the lads this week have some thoughtful reflection around topics such as Josh Cronfield, smelly burps, long farts, Jolzie’s accident, Jim Bolger and Jenny Shipley, Dr fa*get, sex hotels, nurse Carlo, surf chats, Swoo 2022 top shows, black humour, camping trips, Urban surf wrap, McFakes takes and a few other things so tune it to check it. Merry Krimbus.Dec 23, 202201:03:29#35 Frankie RobinsonOoooh weee we’ve got a fun one here with Frank Robinson in Melbourne sans Hodgo – Jolzee taking the reins again with Frankie and this ep the bois have some great chats about Frankies background and family ties, Hodgo’s absences, health checks, OzTag, Covid chats, Gold Coast, wave trap, bodyboarding origin stories, Matrix movie, reincarnation, urination mishaps, blaketown crew, scholastics, blaketown bodyboarders club origins, BAFT(J), Franks Mum’s house, the fabled piss story, blaketown challenge stories, pumping waves, the GC, localism, isolated comps, isolated.co.nz and a some more stuff – enjoy.Dec 20, 202202:25:23#34 Paulus HerewiniComing to you from Melbourne this week with the first of two podcasts with two absolute legends. First up is Paulus aka the godfather of Isolated.co.nz among many other things. Swoo boi hodge couldn’t make the time/zone so Jolan takes the lead and talks with Paulus about topics such as Tarot and Tantric sex, Covid lockdowns, self-employment, web development, East Coast Bodyboarders Club, isolated.co.nz, surfing scholastics, Wellsy’s cars, more isolated chats, first blako’s surf mission, grom days and quite a bit more – do enjoy.Dec 13, 202201:38:57#Ep 33 Last Reh-sortIn situ this week at the Venetian Resort, Swoo boi Hodgo came to the coast for a strike mission at blako’s and during the poddy the lads catch up on goss around the current banks at blako’s, Nato’s overseas missions, Jolan’s strokes, potential beans spillage, virginity chats, isolated confusion, BTC 2023, Uncle Boyd drop in, conniptions, Rotomanu orchards, parenting, more blako’s comp – very belated wrap up of BTC 22 and bugger all else – Njoy.Dec 06, 202249:38#Ep 32 Apocalypse FattiesInteresting conversations this week around potential new poddy names, hodgo’s fan moment, surf travs, health checks, grumpy ole Jole - surf chats, apocalypse fat, boogieboarding updates, sappy bois, upcoming trip to Melbs, McFakes takes, poo chats, blako’s jump rocks, Ancient Apocalypse, alternate histories, cleaning chats, UFC debriefs and bugger all else. Get into it ya half-wits. Nov 23, 202201:44:15#Ep 31 Fronton King Reaction + UFC Vegas 63 Fight CompanionQuality chats this week which includes UFC Vegas 63 – Kattar vs Allen fight companion, Riptide Mag site feedback, health chats, poo chats, labour weekend blaketown sessions, North Island weekend skunk up, Jolan’s only fans, blakos doco, Joel and Tim Podcast hiatus, Fu Man Chu clips, podcast name origins, Hodgo’s swoo/swazz, Mason Rose gram blowout, Fronton King final commentary, Greymouth suburbs chats, baby in the coalmine and not much more – NJOY.Nov 02, 202201:24:19#30 Hot Mum EnemaAs the Swoo Boi’s hit the 30th episode this week they chat about the upcoming North Island strike mission, booking campervans, suck-off vehicles, health chats, hodgo’s abstinence from Macca’s, bad banks at blako’s, chch climate, bikini bums, Hodgo’s raro edit, next years pacific whanau trip, Need Brockman’s big run across Aus, Strava app chats, WC updates, Blaketown church, poo chat, Rings of Power reviews (spoiler alert), UFC chats and bugger all else. xoxOct 18, 202201:31:24#Ep 29 Good night on the trapsThis ep the swoo bois have a glorious chat in person at the Cobden resort aka The Venetian where they talk about various topics such as smoking inside in the 80’s, 6 o’clock news, ram raids, The Joel and Tim Show, Iveagh Bay, Hodgo’s new van, tangata and mana whenua, decolonization, Billy T James, 100% Straight man, North Island trip, book chats, Ryno Ep debrief and quite a bit more. Enjoy much.Sep 14, 202201:26:53#Ep 28 Ryan IsherwoodThis week with special guest Ryan Isherwood the bois chat about Ryno’s initial surf crew, fledgling camera man set ups, camera tech chats, Catlins crew, Deep south trips, Isomag cover, Nicky’s hanging nuts, health check, snips, the infamous Wellsy Stallions pic (youtube only), Falcone pawn shop, Ryno’s gram account, homesickness, Brighton kook outs, Timaru stories, Hodgo’s nut-outs, Toinzy and the ozzies, hodgo’s best mate James Kates and quite a lot more, tune in for a good time.Aug 23, 202202:08:02#27 Those kunce got skunkedLong overdue catch up as the Swoo bois talk about Hodgo’s Raro adventures, migration-navigation pathways, early Aotearoa conspiracies, Joel and Tim Show, Patreon tiers, Grigga-mayne payouts, Wavetrap chronicles, health checks, Brendan Shaub hate, JRE, Propecia, Chesty Le-Roux, Aboriginal chats, deepest blako’s pits, Hodgo’s towel and a wee bit more stuff, enjoy.Aug 02, 202201:46:10#26 Tone deafThe comedic geniuses have a general catch up around topics such as hipster dinners, Metal Gear Solid, Medal of Honour and other 90’s gaming chats, Tim’s dress ups, Joel and Tim on Patreon, Te Ukraine, Trans athletes, Breakwall Port Mac, the old Blaketown, Joe Biden and Joe Rogan, McFakes takes, Abbo slur, war on words, tone deaf, fat athletes, Shane Warne, Paua diving, lucid dreaming BMAC, J-Rae’s voicemail questions – kook beatings and proper beatings and a wee bit more – enjoy.Jun 21, 202201:31:26#24 TestingAhhh jeeeze bear with us as we test our relationships, test gear, test ourselves as we talk about a whole bunch of stuff like Jai's Youtube channel, Huxford, UFC, Brasilia, diets, surf chats, Naismith Soft top levels up, Swampy RIP, Warriors, Pull it up Jamie, Skimboarding, WSL tour, weight class, Mike Gibson PT, B-mac review, B-mac free surfs, Catlins, Gantley burn, UFC 274, Johnny Depp and poo-bed Heard, toxic femininity, Ukraine vs Russia and not much more. May 04, 202201:06:58#23 Ben MacKinnonThis poddy the Swoo crew delve into the past and present with BMac - Ben MacKinnon, one of NZ's top boogieboard enthusiasts (among many other talented things). Various discussions were had over the many phases and chapters in the colourful and competitive life of BMac. Grab a cuppa or a breski and kick back with the bois as they explore into what makes BMac tick, his gnarly upbringing and surf culture of Whanagaui and many other random yarns.Apr 22, 202201:59:12#21 Hayden 'Goose' ParsonsThis Ep we dive into the wild and wonderful moments from Goose Parson’s colourful past and chat about the historic Isolated Challenge comps, kooky grom moments, student bars, formative crews, Greymouth pilgrimages, blako’s yarns, Isolated website, first deep south missions and much much more. Enjoy.Mar 08, 202201:45:28#19 Kevin McAllisterThe Swoo boys welcome Kevin McAllister to the poddy and instantly get interrupted by a scam call on Jolan’s home line, then they chat about Kmac’s background, first board, Maori bay comps, Mahia nats continued, Lindsay Butler (boy or girl), Broady international bodyboards, Indo and GC factories, Des and the Parata’s, NZ comp scenes, Endless bodyboarding stitch up, forehead measurements, best wave in NZ boog comps, best world tour comp, McPaikes takes, UFC, events centre, Covid chat and not much more. Enjoy.Feb 09, 202201:26:44#17 Ben McPaike Last ep for 2021 and wow what a year it has been. This last chat for the year we welcome to the Swoo crew Ben McPaike, a local ledge who has some great insights into growing up in little ole Greymouth. We cover many topics including, blow-in drop-ins, running, triathlons, Coviddd, sickness benny, McFake's surfing origins, grommy crews, wavetrap, downstairs operations debrief, infoamed, Northland comp, shoulder injuries, Tane Mahuta, NZ green, state of play, favourite bodyboarders, blaketown boogs, UFC debrief, griggamane, Armageddon convention antics, piss drinking, blaketown doco, Patreon, eggy, dill and lowey stories, do enjoy. Dec 21, 202101:10:40#15 Fish and chip fusionWelcome to Episode 15 where the boys talk about Toxic farts, Tess interruptions, crackly audio, McFakes takes, Jimmy vs Meataxe, Salt and Sauce vanishing act, blako’s weekend, Minus Title reunion no. 3, social media immediacy, Rarl, Mordor, boogieboarding innovation/regression, UFC, Jon Jones, rainforest, dild* Russ snapchat, Morry's tats, pidgeon air to air rev, Max Holloway and not much else. Enjoy. Nov 22, 202151:17#14 EggyThis week the bois chat about eggy-ness in the line up, diets (or lack thereof), UFC, Fronton boog comp, surf vids, Check in with Jimmy, pulse checks, soft-tops, first boogs, surfers ear, and other things. Nov 08, 202154:46#13 Surreptitiously Welcome to our first audio only poddy that we're intending on pumping out fortnightly. This ep we chat about the Minus Title drop, Whitebaiting, the beast awakens, Stylebender being shadowbanned, East Coast, Tension 11, new BBC merch and Jimmy at Cobbo's takes. Enjoy, or don't. Oct 26, 202150:02
